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BBQ Sword

Posted by Notcot on Sep 11, 2012 in Gadgets
BBQ Sword

When you want to En Garde your sausage the BBQ Sword cuts a swathe through more sensible BBQ tools. If d’Artagnan was ever to get into alfresco cuisine then surely this ludicrous piece of BBQ paraphernalia would be his weapon of choice. Whether you fancy yourself as the fifth musketeer or perhaps the next Zorro (it strangely comes with a cut-out mask) then there can be no better way to sear your sausage than with this seriously silly sabre. It measures 48.5 cm long has a wooden handle and the metal guard will stop you getting splattered with fat as your sausage sizzles. Age 18 years+ only

  • Gift – Home & Office

Price : £ 12.99

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Flying Monkey – The Flying Monkey Slingshot

Posted by Notcot on Jul 14, 2012 in Gadgets
Flying Monkey - The Flying Monkey Slingshot

Flying Monkey The Flying Monkey will ease your stresses and become your new fast-flying-friend as he flings through the air at dizzying heights! Whether the Flying Monkey is trying to be the next Albert II (the first monkey in Space don’t you know) or thinks himself as a primitive Superman with his cape and mask, he promises you cheeky monkey business and a whole load of laughs! Whether you’re playing King of the Swingers flinging your furry Flying Monkey from tree top to tree top or just goofing about with the Flying Monkey in the office, you’ll turn heads as the screeeeeeeaming monkey yelps out his happy little call as he whizzes into the air! A flying ape in a cape isn’t something you see every day, so order one today! About The Flying Monkey The Flying Monkey is an incredibly cute and speedy slingshot Flying Monkey which can fly up to 50ft and releases a happy screeching noise as he flings into the air! The Flying Monkey is apricot and chocolate brown coloured and wears a little bandit mask and cape! The Flying Monkey flies by you putting your fingers in the finger-pockets and then pulling back on the feet and releasing! The Flying Monkey is made from a material which may cause irritation to sensitive skin The Flying Monkey flies at high speeds – please act sensibly and aim it away from people, pets and breakables The Flying Monkey is suitable for ages 7+ years, though adult supervision is recommended at all times The Flying Monkey measures approximately 30 cm x 25 cm x 6 cm The Flying Monkey is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Flying Pig and Flying Chicken – miss it, miss out! It’s pretty safe to say that when you’re in dire need of rescuing, you’d either call the police or send for an ambulance. But what if you were in the middle of the jungle with no surrounding roads, coppers or any sign of the big green cross? Da-dada-dada –da Da-dada-dada-dada-da it’s the Flying Monkey! Flying in to rescue your boredom and stress, the bizarre and brilliant Flying Monkey comes ready for any action he’s flung at in his shiny black mask and silky black cape! We’re not sure whether he was captured and sold to Find-Me-A-Gift from a budding clan of conspiring bank-robbing monkeys or somehow managed to get his little hands on some kinky bondage gear… Who cares though, the main thing is that here’s here and raring to go! Rest assured that as extreme as the Flying Monkey looks, he’s up to no terrorist monkey business and doesn’t come packed with batteries ready to run out! Oh no, the Flying Monkey works simply and greatly from the power within your fingers! Simply slot your index, pinkie or thumbs into the Flying Monkey’s trusty little pockets, pull back on his ridiculously stretchy limbs then let set him freeeeeeeeeeeeeee into the wilderness of your home or office! The yelping screeching piercing pitch that the Flying Monkey cries out can only mean he’s loving all the attention he’s getting as he glides through the air like a more nimble King Kong! Use your Flying Monkey with precision, because if aimed right, he’ll be able to crash-land into your colleague across the room and remind them it’s their turn to offer the biscuits round! Or why not purchase a troop of Flying Monkeys, climb up a steep hill and set them freeeeeeeee like little lemmings! When word gets around that we’re selling off costumed Flying Monkeys at this ridiculously low price, we’ll either sell out quicker than peanuts at the zoo, get closed down by the local coppers or be hounded by a gypsy circus. Better get ordering today then! What’s in the Flying Monkey packet? 1 x Flying Monkey Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Flying Monkey

Price : £ 4.90

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Flying Monkey – The Flying Monkey Slingshot

Posted by Notcot on Jul 13, 2012 in Gadgets
Flying Monkey - The Flying Monkey Slingshot

Flying Monkey The Flying Monkey will ease your stresses and become your new fast-flying-friend as he flings through the air at dizzying heights! Whether the Flying Monkey is trying to be the next Albert II (the first monkey in Space don’t you know) or thinks himself as a primitive Superman with his cape and mask, he promises you cheeky monkey business and a whole load of laughs! Whether you’re playing King of the Swingers flinging your furry Flying Monkey from tree top to tree top or just goofing about with the Flying Monkey in the office, you’ll turn heads as the screeeeeeeaming monkey yelps out his happy little call as he whizzes into the air! A flying ape in a cape isn’t something you see every day, so order one today! About The Flying Monkey The Flying Monkey is an incredibly cute and speedy slingshot Flying Monkey which can fly up to 50ft and releases a happy screeching noise as he flings into the air! The Flying Monkey is apricot and chocolate brown coloured and wears a little bandit mask and cape! The Flying Monkey flies by you putting your fingers in the finger-pockets and then pulling back on the feet and releasing! The Flying Monkey is made from a material which may cause irritation to sensitive skin The Flying Monkey flies at high speeds – please act sensibly and aim it away from people, pets and breakables The Flying Monkey is suitable for ages 7+ years, though adult supervision is recommended at all times The Flying Monkey measures approximately 30 cm x 25 cm x 6 cm The Flying Monkey is also available in two other animals! Click onto related links to view the Flying Pig and Flying Chicken – miss it, miss out! It’s pretty safe to say that when you’re in dire need of rescuing, you’d either call the police or send for an ambulance. But what if you were in the middle of the jungle with no surrounding roads, coppers or any sign of the big green cross? Da-dada-dada –da Da-dada-dada-dada-da it’s the Flying Monkey! Flying in to rescue your boredom and stress, the bizarre and brilliant Flying Monkey comes ready for any action he’s flung at in his shiny black mask and silky black cape! We’re not sure whether he was captured and sold to Find-Me-A-Gift from a budding clan of conspiring bank-robbing monkeys or somehow managed to get his little hands on some kinky bondage gear… Who cares though, the main thing is that here’s here and raring to go! Rest assured that as extreme as the Flying Monkey looks, he’s up to no terrorist monkey business and doesn’t come packed with batteries ready to run out! Oh no, the Flying Monkey works simply and greatly from the power within your fingers! Simply slot your index, pinkie or thumbs into the Flying Monkey’s trusty little pockets, pull back on his ridiculously stretchy limbs then let set him freeeeeeeeeeeeeee into the wilderness of your home or office! The yelping screeching piercing pitch that the Flying Monkey cries out can only mean he’s loving all the attention he’s getting as he glides through the air like a more nimble King Kong! Use your Flying Monkey with precision, because if aimed right, he’ll be able to crash-land into your colleague across the room and remind them it’s their turn to offer the biscuits round! Or why not purchase a troop of Flying Monkeys, climb up a steep hill and set them freeeeeeeee like little lemmings! When word gets around that we’re selling off costumed Flying Monkeys at this ridiculously low price, we’ll either sell out quicker than peanuts at the zoo, get closed down by the local coppers or be hounded by a gypsy circus. Better get ordering today then! What’s in the Flying Monkey packet? 1 x Flying Monkey Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Flying Monkey

Price : £ 4.90

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Pocket Towel

Posted by Notcot on May 17, 2012 in Gadgets
Pocket Towel

As anyone who has ever tried to jam more than a few days worth of kit into a rucksack or beach bag will know all too well towels are the arch enemy of packing light. For something you only need once or twice a day it takes up way too much space that would be far better used for your travel speakers picnic camera mask & flippers or dare we say it a few chilled bottles of something delicious. Not only does a trad towel hog way too much space when dry but post plunge it gets everything else you’ve so carefully packed wet and somehow weighs as much as a small child. Charming as small children can occasionally be you don’t want to be carrying one around for long. The Pocket Towel is the perfect solution. Not only does it pack up absurdly small taking up less space than a lemon but it dries in nano seconds (figuratively speaking). Made from an ultra-fine woven micro fibre it unfolds to 80 x 40cm and its super-absorbency will soak up three times its weight in water. Better than a traditional towel in every way we can imagine the Pocket Towel is your ultimate travel companion (with perhaps the exception of a porter) whether you’re going to the beach for the day or the Amazon for considerably longer. It’s a backpacker’s dream and a day-tripper’s delight.

  • Gift – Travel

Price : £ 7.99

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Pocket Towel

Posted by Notcot on May 16, 2012 in Gadgets
Pocket Towel

As anyone who has ever tried to jam more than a few days worth of kit into a rucksack or beach bag will know all too well towels are the arch enemy of packing light. For something you only need once or twice a day it takes up way too much space that would be far better used for your travel speakers picnic camera mask & flippers or dare we say it a few chilled bottles of something delicious. Not only does a trad towel hog way too much space when dry but post plunge it gets everything else you’ve so carefully packed wet and somehow weighs as much as a small child. Charming as small children can occasionally be you don’t want to be carrying one around for long. The Pocket Towel is the perfect solution. Not only does it pack up absurdly small taking up less space than a lemon but it dries in nano seconds (figuratively speaking). Made from an ultra-fine woven micro fibre it unfolds to 80 x 40cm and its super-absorbency will soak up three times its weight in water. Better than a traditional towel in every way we can imagine the Pocket Towel is your ultimate travel companion (with perhaps the exception of a porter) whether you’re going to the beach for the day or the Amazon for considerably longer. It’s a backpacker’s dream and a day-tripper’s delight.

  • Gift – Travel

Price : £ 7.99

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Forgotten Noir 4: Man From Cairo & Mask of Dragon [DVD] [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC]

Posted by Notcot on Jun 18, 2011 in Noir

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Steampunk Tales: Issue 3

Posted by Notcot on Sep 1, 2010 in Steampunk

Average Rating: / 5 ( Reviews)

Product Description
Emulating the style of the pulp adventure magazines of the 1920s and ’30s, Steampunk Tales is a monthly publication that contains first-run, original fiction written by an A+ list of award-winning authors. Issue #3 contains 10 stories, most running between 4,000 to 11,000 words. Tales in issue #3 include:

1. Dark Skies and Cruel Seas by Arkwright
2. The Unfortunate Case of the Stabbed-Up Elf by August Wahnsinger
3. Convergence Culture by C.B. Harvey
4. Hunting the Future, Pt. 2 of 2 by Mark Rossmore
5. One Million Monkeys, Ltd. by George S. Walker
6. Letters Between Young Ladies… Pt.2 by Jillian Venters
7. On the Surface of Venus by Michael Stutz
8. The Mask of Tezcatlipoca, Pt.2 by G. D. Falksen
9. The Revolutionary by John Leavitt
10. The Shew Stone by C.G. Leslie

The cover art was created by popular artist Chet Phillips.

Steampunk Tales: Issue 3

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Flying Monkey – Natural

Posted by Notcot on Mar 28, 2010 in Gadgets

Average Rating: 4.0 / 5 (7 Reviews)

Product Description
The Slingshot Flying Monkey is nothing short of outrageous! The monkey can be catapulted over long distances using his elastic arms! Put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back and let go. The soft, furry monkey is pretty funny with his cape and mask, like some sort of super hero monkey. As an added bonus, every time you shoot him, he let’s out two loud monkey calls. How Does The Flying Monkey work?? Put Your Fingers in the slots underneath the Flying Monkey’s hands. It’s big enough for any size finger. Pull the Monkey from behind and watch his body stretch out. Let him him fly and he’ll give a long ”weeeeeeeee”.Soft furry monkey. Elasticated arms. Battery operates scream.(supplied) approx 30cms long Suitable ages 4+

  • The Slingshot Flying Monkey is nothing short of outrageous!
  • The monkey can be catapulted over long distances using his elastic arms!
  • The soft, furry monkey is pretty funny with his cape and mask, like some sort of super hero monkey.
  • As an added bonus, every time you shoot him, he let’s out two loud monkey calls.
  • Put two fingers in the hand pockets, pull back and let go.

Flying Monkey – Natural

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