You’ve spent a hard day on the road driving as fast as you can from the life you used to lead. It’s all gone wrong and you don’t know where to turn but you can feel your eyes closing as you slowly drift in and out of consciousness and you know that if you don’t sleep soon you’ll just be another statistic in tomorrow morning’s newspapers. You pull over at the first motel you see paying little attention to the empty car park or the ominous house on the hill casting its menacing black shadow. What you need is a nice relaxing shower – don’t worry about the hole bored into the wall the manager just likes to keep a close eye on things – but what’s this? There’s blood all over the floor – the shower curtain is bundled up on the tiles soaking in a puddle of what can only be. . . . Mother? MOTHER! And then you wake up. It’s ok you’re at home but maybe you shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Hitchcock – you’d better take a shower and get ready for work. All you need to do now is figure out why there are bloody handprints all over the shower curtain? It was just a dream wasn’t it? Mwahahahahahahaha.

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Genuine Original Newspapers The Genuine Original Newspapers are the most original, innovative yet traditional way to celebrate a special event! Why just give a birthday card when you can give a unique customised Genuine Original Newspaper from the actual date of the special event! Guaranteed to go down as the greatest gift at a Birthday or Anniversary celebration, the Genuine Original Newspapers are realistic and fascinating! Couples will proudly display the Genuine Original Newspapers and Birthday Boys and Girls will cherish them forever! Complete with a Personalised Certificate and Presentation Box, the Genuine Original Newspapers are genuinely the most glorious way to show your love and affection. About The Genuine Original Newspapers The Genuine Original Newspapers are the ideal way to show you care – simply supply us with the special date (e.g. a Birthday or Anniversary) and we will get your Genuine Original Newspaper out to you along with a personalised certificate! The Genuine Original Newspapers require you to supply us with the name of the recipient you wish the gift to be personalised for (e.g. Stuart, Mary), the title of the occasion (e.g. Birthday, Anniversary) and any chosen message you wish to include (at a maximum of 200 characters including spaces) The Genuine Original Newspapers are actual newspapers from the past! Choose any date from the 1900s onwards The Genuine Original Newspapers come in various styles – the date that you select will determine whether you get either a Times or Daily Express for example Please note that Sundays and some other key dates, eg the sinking of the titanic, are not available as original newspapers but a copy of the original newspaper will be sent instead. Please also note that due to the age of these papers, they will be slightly worn The Genuine Original Newspapers measure approximately 40 cm x 39 cm x 30 cm The Genuine Original Newspapers are suitable for anyone wishing to find that amazing personalised sentimental gift! Please note: next day delivery is not available on this product. It takes up to 5 working days to be made. Please note: Next Day Before 9am Delivery Is Not Available On This Product It’s pretty safe to say that everyone loves a good flick through the paper to have a nose about what’s going on in the world around us. There are those who enjoy a good browse in the morning with breakfast and those who like to wind down at night using the paper as an aid to sleep! But what’s all this talk about paper? Where are we going with this long winded intro? Well, we’re willing to reveal the most unique customised gift to hit your door mat! Let them revel in the shocking, fascinating and just plain funny stories that fill the pages of their customised dated newspaper! Whether they receive the Times or Daily Express, they certainly won’t receive anything quite like it ever again, making them want to treasure it forever! Arriving in a fancy presentation box, the Genuine Original Newspapers come complete with a customised certificate displaying the recipient’s name, occasion and your chosen message! Whether the Genuine Original Newspaper takes pride of place on the mantel piece, bedside table or just comes out when the guests come round, we can guarantee it’s the best hot-off-the-press and straight from the past product we sell! What’s included with the Genuine Original Newspaper Gift? 1 x Genuine Original Newspaper from the date of your choice (1900 onwards) 1 x Personalised Certificate Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery not available on this product Genuine Original Newspapers

Price : £ 39.95

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Convert newspapers, junk mail and cardboard into ‘logs’ to use as fuel on BBQ’s or wood burning stoves

• Creates logs up to 22cm long x 8cm wide x 10cm deep Steel press for recycling paper into slow burning "briquettes" Stock up in the summer for winter stove burning When dry the “briquettes” will burn steadily for up to 2 hours, with no toxic fumes and minimal ash Can also be used as a fuel for outdoor cooking Coated steel press, with removable insert and instructions

Price : £ 19.95

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Did you know that the average amount of time a person spends looking for misplaced things over the course of a lifetime is one year. The Doorganizer hangs on a hook or doorknob and looks after your wallet, phone, cigarettes, keys, post, ipod – all of the stuff you forget at least once a day. A strip at the back will hold envelopes or mall newspapers. Made from strong canvas to a very high standard.

Price : £ 9.95

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Did you know that the average amount of time a person spends looking for misplaced things over the course of a lifetime is one year. The Doorganizer hangs on a hook or doorknob and looks after your wallet, phone, cigarettes, keys, post, ipod – all of the stuff you forget at least once a day. A strip at the back will hold envelopes or mall newspapers. Made from strong canvas to a very high standard.

Price : £ 9.95

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Did you know that the average amount of time a person spends looking for misplaced things over the course of a lifetime is one year. The Doorganizer hangs on a hook or doorknob and looks after your wallet, phone, cigarettes, keys, post, ipod – all of the stuff you forget at least once a day. A strip at the back will hold envelopes or mall newspapers. Made from strong canvas to a very high standard.

Price : £ 9.95

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Convert newspapers, junk mail and cardboard into ‘logs’ to use as fuel on BBQ’s or wood burning stoves

• Creates logs up to 22cm long x 8cm wide x 10cm deep Steel press for recycling paper into slow burning "briquettes" Stock up in the summer for winter stove burning When dry the “briquettes” will burn steadily for up to 2 hours, with no toxic fumes and minimal ash Can also be used as a fuel for outdoor cooking Coated steel press, with removable insert and instructions

Price : £ 17.95

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