Gizmos, Gadgets, Noir and Steampunk
If you or someone you know has always wanted to make their room look like a scene straight from CSI here is the Police Crime Scene Beach Towel. This hilarious novelty gift is also a quality towel measuring 1.51 metres by .81 metres and made from 100% cotton.
Price : £ 13.19
Liven up your Gin and Tonic, or any other drink for that matter, with these great novelty ice cubes. Sure to bring a grin to any face, and provide a tonic for the stress of the modern world, add a couple to your drink for the perfect Grin and Tonic.
Price : £ 5.95
Liven up your Gin and Tonic, or any other drink for that matter, with these great novelty ice cubes. Sure to bring a grin to any face, and provide a tonic for the stress of the modern world, add a couple to your drink for the perfect Grin and Tonic.
Price : £ 5.95
You’ve probably noticed that the shops are stuffed with a panoply of massage rollers. There are wooden ones in the shapes of crocodiles plastic ones that look like dolphins on steroids and metal ones that appear to have once belonged to a dentist. All of them kind of work but most of the work is being done by the poor sod giving the massage. Well that’s all over. The Omni Massage Roller is an utter joy to use and simply heaven on aching muscles. Its unique design makes it the most flexible rolling massager we’ve ever seen. The smooth rolling ball is effective through clothes as well as directly onto the skin so you don’t have to strip off at the office when you’re in need of some instant stress relief. And joy of joy – it’s water-proof so now you can leap into the bath (or Jacuzzi/hot tub if you’re very lucky) and massage away. You can use it as it is or with creams and massage oil and with no internal parts it won’t wear out or jam (unlike so many others). Even a completely inept massager can give a great massage with this gizmo so there are no more excuses! Oh and you just HAVE to try this on the soles of your feet it’s awesome. Features: Omni Massage Roller. Omni-directional movement. Provides a stimulating deep tissue massage. Easy to grip handle. The Omni Roller has been tested and approved by Chiropractors Massage Therapists Physical Therapists and Sports Trainers nationwide. Marbled ball white plastic holder massage roller Colours may vary Size: 7 x 7 x 6cm
Price : £ 12.99
The Drumstick Pencils are this will come as no surprise pencils that look like drumsticks – or is it the other way around? If you’re just whiling away your time at work whilst waiting for your band to be discovered then let the day pass a little easier with these pencils that transform your desk into an alternative drum kit.
Price : £ 7.49
In a world where scientific discovery and exploration is slowly but surely unravelling the myriad mysteries of the universe it’s gratifying to know that some idiot can still find time to come up with such a ludicrous invention as Glow In The Dark Loo Roll. It may not be a Hadron Collider (the less said about black holes and anti-matter the better) but whilst it won’t enlighten us as to what happened at the beginning of time it will shed some light on the subject at hand and it’s a lot funnier. Like all things luminous it needs light to charge itself up so to speak and the amount of light it gets will determine how long it glows for. Why we’re bothering to get technical about it is a mystery it’s Glow In The Dark Loo Roll for heaven’s sake. As serious as a giraffe in flippers though considerably more useful and isn’t it reassuring to know that all those research grants aren’t going unwasted?
Price : £ 8.99
This iconic Marmite Money Jar is the perfect place to keep your coins – assuming you’re saving up to buy some more Marmite that is. And you should be seeing as it’s the best thing to put on your toast since… well since they started slicing bread up and toasting it. Whether you love or hate Marmite (apparently there’s some kind of debate about it) you’ll love filling up this oversized jar with bits of change. Incidentally we just popped to the shop to get some Marmite and it’s currently £2.34 for a 250g pot so you’d better get saving. Thankfully with the Marmite Money Jar there’s no better way.
Price : £ 16.97
This set of Poker Cards is marked on the back and reveals the number and suit of the cards. Make money hosting Poker nights and increase your chances of winning! ; ; Easy to read and undetectable. ; ; These cards are to be used as novelty fun and serious cheating is not encouraged nor endorsed.
Price : £ 3.29
In terms of life-improving substances Silicon has always been pretty high up there on the list. Responsible for amongst other things; microchips explosives breast implants and most importantly we think you’ll agree quick release cake moulds such as this fantastic Happy Birthday Cake Mould. If ever there was an opportunity to get your pinny on and do some proper old-fashioned baking then this is it. The silicon cake mould is in a whole different league to baking trays of old – not only does it do the stressful job of decorating for you (with a swish ready made Happy Birthday moulded into the design) but you can also bung it in the dishwasher after creating your masterpiece saving you from the mundane ritual of the kitchen sink. It’s non-stick so your cheeky cake greeting won’t get stuck to the mould like well a really sticky thing (let’s face it there’s nothing worse than a hapy birtdy cake) and with a whopping 23cm diameter there’s bound to be enough cake for everyone!
Price : £ 14.99
Of course you’re not supposed to play with your food but try telling that to the child who won’t eat anything unless there’s some sort of game involved. Make dinner time a fun activity with the Constructive Eating cutlery set. Each piece of cutlery is shaped like some kind of cool digger so your nipper can have a wail of a time excavating their mash bulldozing peas by the dozen or spearing carrots with a forklift. Perfect if you want to get them used to their first knife and fork while giving them a bit of space to enjoy themselves.
Price : £ 10.99
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