Sat Nag
One for the boys who will think The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no it’s better than a Sat Nav. Even if it’s guaranteed to get you nowhere fast it’s one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded patronising woman’s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: I know you’re a man but it’s been 35 minutes now so can you please admit you’re lost and ask someone the way? In 100 metres turn left. No right err no left. Sorry I never can tell my left from my right. In 50 meters I’m going to put on my most annoying voice and say ‘Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this well is it darling?’. In 100 meters I’m going to talk to you in that special voice which should let you know you’ve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault. There are a few ‘not in front of the children’ comments and not everyone will see the joke. There’s a very male bias but it’s not too offensive. This anti-compass has a holographic screen highlighting the important roads such as Whiny Lane Backseat Drive and Earache Avenue. This will have you howling with laughter – every car should have one. The in-car gadget that gets you nowhere fast. Features: This mock-up Sat Nav is crammed with totally unhelpful comments from a female ‘back seat driver’ The Sat Nag has a holographic screen highlighting roads such as Earache Avenue Suitable for ages 16+ (some strong language) Size: Dimensions: 10 x 8 x 2cm
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Price : £ 7.99
The Notebook
How far can love endure? Noah Calhoun has just returned from World War Two. Attempting to escape the ghosts of battle he tries to concentrate on restoring an old plantation home to its former glory. And yet he is haunted by images of the beautiful girl he met there fourteen years before a girl who captured his heart like no other. But when these distant memories begin to slide into reality the passion that had lain still is ignited once more. Though so much is in their way the miraculous force of their love refuses to fade.
Price : £ 5.99
Mini Finger Drum Kit
Vodafone McLaren Mercedes Team Race T-shirt
Monstrous Regiment
It began as a sudden strange fancy… ; ; Polly Perks had to become a boy in a hurry. Cutting off her hair and wearing trousers was easy. Learning to fart and belch in public and walk like an ape took more time… ; ; And now she’s enlisted in the army and searching for her lost brother. ; ; But there’s a war on. There’s always a war on. And Polly and her fellow recruits are suddenly in the thick of it without any training and the enemy is hunting them. ; ; All they have on their side is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for coffee. Well – they have the Secret. And as they take the war to the heart of the enemy they have to use all the resources of – the Monstrous Regiment.
Price : £ 12.99
Yellow Waterproof Bath Duck Radio
Well, here is Duck Radio! Now when you lie back, you can drift off to your favourite radio station. Ducky covers both FM and AM wavebands so you might like to tune in to Handel’s Water Music (Classic FM), “Yellow Submarine” (AM golden oldies station) or perhaps “I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles” (that may have more to do with the result of eating baked beans though).
Price : £ 12.95




