Posted by Notcot on Mar 26, 2010 in
Gadgets |
- Terry Turtle moves his head up and down and wiggles his front feet as he swears and mumbles apologies
- With over 25 shocking outbursts, you will have plenty of words to teach the parrot/ kids/ Grandma including: “Nipple clamps!”, “Big sweaty b**ls!”, “Bite me!”, “A**wipe!”, “C**k!”
- Terry measures approx 17 cm x 12 cm x 11 cm
- Choose between PG mode and totally obscene mode!
- This turtle toy takes 3 x AA batteries (included for demonstration purposes)
Terry Turtle Motion-Activated Swearing Gadget
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Ordered this little fella yesterday afternoon and it arrived this morn. Spot on…. What can I say, Genius! Haven’t found anyone yet that hasn’t laughed out loud at his explicit shouting. Well worth the money and would be a top top present for most people…. . Ermmm maybe not your Nan
Rating: 5 / 5
After having been excited by the offer of a a complimentary electronic turtle to review, I’m sure you can imagine my shock when I turned this gadget on. Far from being ‘complimentary’ towards me, it actually started to insult me- using some astoundingly colourful phrases! I’m sure that there are many who will enjoy this foul-mouthed little reptile, but you’d best stay away if you don’t like obscenity! Whether it will appeal for very long is certainly questionable- but, of course, that’s inherent within the nature of such items. Anyone who might be inclined to demand longevity from a piece of novelty tat ought to stop and ask a few serious questions about where their life is really going.
Anyhow, if you have ever felt drawn towards legal ownership of an ectothermic creature that is programmed to swear like a doctor, why not go ahead and seize the day? There’s perhaps nothing more tragic in existence, than the futile nature of fleeting desires- when fertile seeds ultimately fail to bring forth the indefectible fruit of consummation. Why does man seek to bind his very own limbs within the self-imposed shackles of denial, when he might be free to live a dream?
PS. Beware the ‘PG’ setting, because it ain’t exactly clean! If I attended a new Pixar film at my local cinema, only for Crispin to be exposed to such explicit references to the most unpalatable regions of the human anatomy, I should most likely have felt duty-bound to inform the police.
Rating: 4 / 5
IN THE SAME VAIN AS BILLIE-THE-FISH EXCEPT WHEN MOTION IS DETECTED THIS ADULT ORIENTED TOYS OFFERS PROFANITIES.
IT IS FUNNY FOR THE FIRST FEW TIMES BUT THEN I JUST FOUND IT A BIT ANNOYING! AND ITS LEG DROPPED OFF!
Rating: 3 / 5
This is extremely annoying and completely unfunny! Do not buy one of these unless it is a present for your worst enemy – and only then if he doesn’t work in the same office as you.
Rating: 1 / 5
Well what can I say? Terry the Turtle is supposed to be a “motion-activated swearing turtle”. Unfortunately my one is just an ornament.
After replacing the batteries four times and checking all the connections etc it was ME who started swearing – trying to get the little blighter to START swearing. Either there wasn’t enough “motion” going on in our house (maybe I’ve died and haven’t realised it yet) or we’d been given a duff copy.
So, sorry I can’t really tell you how offensive this little shell-topped chappy is – just that now and again (as with most electronic things) a dud comes along and I was the unlucky chap to get it.
Reading the other reviews, I guess I’m not too downhearted – and my wife is positively pleased it doesn’t work!
Rating: 1 / 5