Posted by Notcot on Sep 5, 2012 in
Gadgets 
In a world where scientific discovery and exploration is slowly but surely unravelling the myriad mysteries of the universe it’s gratifying to know that some idiot can still find time to come up with such a ludicrous invention as Glow In The Dark Loo Roll. It may not be a Hadron Collider (the less said about black holes and anti-matter the better) but whilst it won’t enlighten us as to what happened at the beginning of time it will shed some light on the subject at hand and it’s a lot funnier. Like all things luminous it needs light to charge itself up so to speak and the amount of light it gets will determine how long it glows for. Why we’re bothering to get technical about it is a mystery it’s Glow In The Dark Loo Roll for heaven’s sake. As serious as a giraffe in flippers though considerably more useful and isn’t it reassuring to know that all those research grants aren’t going unwasted?
Price : £ 8.99
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Posted by Notcot on Jul 10, 2012 in
Gadgets 
It’s all very well being hooked on Sudoku but when do we have time to do these addictive puzzles? If you’re tired of leafing through cartoon books you’ve read a hundred times but would like something to while away the time while you sit contemplating the back of the loo door then Sudoku Loo Roll is the answer. If you make a mistake no-one need know you can just flush it away.
Price : £ 5.99
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Posted by Notcot on Jun 19, 2012 in
Gadgets 
Keep your loo limescale-free with this eco friendly toilet descaler. Lasts for up to five years – no chemicals required!
Price : £ 17.95
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Posted by Notcot on May 8, 2012 in
Gadgets 
Mind Trainer Puzzle Toilet Roll encourages you to train your brain as your drain. The roll is printed with different mind bending puzzles games in full colour. It is sure to keep you occupied while you are otherwise occupied.
Price : £ 5.95
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Posted by Notcot on Oct 25, 2010 in
Gadgets
Mind Trainer Puzzle Toilet Roll encourages you to train your brain as your drain. The roll is printed with different mind bending puzzles games in full colour. It is sure to keep you occupied while you are otherwise occupied.
Price : £ 5.95
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Posted by Notcot on May 19, 2010 in
Home Cinema & Video 
Average Rating: 5.0 / 5 (1 Reviews)
Product Description
We all know that having a sit down can be a time consuming and boring process. Some people read, others sing. Why not play Sudoku with your loo paper? Contemplate not constipate! Sudoku is dangerously addictive, and if you get frustrated with it and can’t complete it, just use it as toilet paper and flush it away.
Sudoku is easy to play, just complete the grid so each row, each column and each 3 by 3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.
Great toilet fun and a perfect present for the true sudoku fan!
Novelty Sudoku Puzzle Quiz Game Loo Roll Toilet Paper!
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