Posted by Notcot on Jun 29, 2012 in
Gadgets
Teatime control! I know who you are I know where you live… and I demand milk and sugar! Take control of teatime. Have your demands met with the Terrorist Tea Pot but whatever happens don’t let them see your face! The traditional British hand knitted cosy tends to resemble a woollen hat often featuring a bobble on top. According to comedian Billy Connolly if a man is left alone in a room with a tea cosy and he does not attempt to wear it he is not be trusted. Tea cosies in fiction include the eponymous items in Edward Gorey’s The Haunted Tea Cosy: A Dispirited and Distasteful Diversion for Christmas. Some tea cosies are just evil. The Suck UK Terrorist Tea Pot is a set including a tea pot and a balaclava tea cosy. The pot holds 1.5 litres (50oz) which will make you 5 or 6 big cups of steaming hot tea! A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown the scary or the inexplicable the kneejerk reaction is to laugh which may go some way to explaining why some zany creator came up with the Terrorist Tea Pot a dichotomy if ever there was one. So if you like your tea aggressively strong then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and a top cuppa – we say make tea not war! Features:   A very menacing tea pot with dark intimidating eyes A balaclava tea cosy to keep the identity of your tea-time terrorist a tightly guarded secret Tea pot holds 1.5l (50oz) Cups spoons and saucers not included. Please note: Do not let children handle scolding water or tea. Size: Dimensions: 48.5 x 22 x 67.5cm   Weight: 8.3kg
Price : £ 19.99
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Posted by Notcot on Jun 24, 2012 in
Gadgets
Make your personal music player a bit more personal with these great Novelty Earbuds. Available as either delightful ducks, or more scary skulls these are surely infinitely better than thos boring stadard white ones you seem to get with just about everything these days.
Price : £ 9.95
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Posted by Notcot on Jun 24, 2012 in
Gadgets
Make your personal music player a bit more personal with these great Novelty Earbuds. Available as either delightful ducks, or more scary skulls these are surely infinitely better than thos boring stadard white ones you seem to get with just about everything these days.
Price : £ 9.95
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Posted by Notcot on May 11, 2012 in
Gadgets
Adult Animal Slippers The Animal Slippers are a wonderfully sweet and practical way to keep your feet warm whilst you look cool! Give standard slippers the shove with the fantastically fuzzy cute and cuddly Animal Slippers for adults! Choose from the sweet Sheep Slippers , dashing Dog Slippers , cuddly Cow Slippers , perky Pig Slippers or cheeky Monkey Slippers ! A snug treat for feet that are feeling frosty, the adult Animal Slippers feature unique soft fluffy tufts that are cosy and wonderfully relaxing! With strengthened grippers and squashy fronts, the Animal Slippers will be friends for your feet for life! About the Adult Animal Slippers Individual pairs of slip-on adorable animal-styled slippers that will keep you smiling and keep you from feeling the chill! Available in different animal-styles – Sheep, Dog, Cow, Frog, Pig and Monkey Animal Slippers! (Please select your preference from the drop-down box above) The Animal Slippers are SLIP-ON (no back) The Animal Slippers are made from polyester and are sponge-clean only One-size fits up to approximately a size 8/9 – these are adult-sized and are too big for children The Animal Slippers feature an Animal face on the front of each slipper and soft fluffy tufts on the slipper shoe for maximum comfort Let’s be frank. Slippers aren’t the coolest things to buy or wear. Whether you buy them from the market or a swanky boutique, slippers are slippers. Whether you opt for an argyle, granddad or Cinderella style, you’re pretty limited as far as choice goes. That’s until the Animal Slippers trotted along! These amazingly original Animal Slippers are the warmest, most comfortable, most crazy looking things you’ve ever slipped your feet into! Dare to wear them to the dustbin? You’ll want to wear them around town! (Don’t blame us if you get put in the nut house though) Whether you’re an animal enthusiast or just fancy a bit of fluffy fun on your feet, the Animal Slippers are for you! Animal Slippers do not need feeding so don’t try rubbing any kind of food into them – the only thing they need is love and care from you, in return, they’ll promise to warm, soothe and relax you when you most need it! The Animal Slippers smiley faces are bound to make you chirpy on chilly mornings and strike up a conversation with friends and relatives! The ultra-soft, ultra-comfortable fluffy tufts are incomparable to anything else in the slipper world and must be experienced to be believed! Durable, soft and delightful to see and wear, the Animal Slippers are an amazing accessory for feet that feel the cold! Don’t walk on by – step it over to Find-Me-A-Gift to start softening your tootsies up and getting cosy today! What’s in the Animal Novelty Slippers Box? 1 x Pair of Animal Novelty Slippers (Please select your animal-preference from the drop-down box above) The Animal Novelty Slippers are just one of the wonderful warming products we sell – why not click onto Related Products to explore more! Why You Should Buy From Us! 30 day money-back guarantee Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Animal Novelty Slippers
Price : £ 12.99
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Posted by Notcot on Oct 13, 2010 in
Gadgets
You can’t help Harry see the light, it’s too late Harry’s already dead! But Harry can help you to switch on your lights. This fabulous novelty Light pull is made from silicone and will certainly raise a giggle, whilst also being of a sufficient size to be easily found in the dark. Ensuring that you are in a better frame of mind than poor Harry was!
Price : £ 7.45
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Posted by Notcot on Sep 26, 2010 in
Gadgets
If they are on your radar, use Gaydar’s amazing powers of detection to find out for you. Gay, straight or undecided – Gaydar will tell you instantly. Includes 3 x AG13 cell batteries. NB. This is an adult novelty product. Dimensions: 15.5cm x 11.5cm x 2cm.
- If they are on your radar, use Gaydar’s amazing powers of detection to find out for you
- Gay, straight or undecided – Gaydar will tell you instantly
- Includes 3 x AG13 cell batteries
- NB. This is an adult novelty product
- Dimensions: 15.5cm x 11.5cm x 2cm
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Posted by Notcot on Jul 11, 2010 in
Gadgets
Average Rating: 4.0 / 5 (1 Reviews)
Product Description
The Spiderpig Money Bank is a great novelty money box especially for all those Simpsons fans! It even comes with a comb so you can style Spiderpigs hair!
- The Spiderpig Money Bank is a great novelty money box especially for all those Simpsons fans!
- It even comes with a comb so you can style Spiderpigs hair!
Simpsons Spiderpig Moneybank & Comb
Buy Now for £8.50
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Posted by Notcot on Jun 23, 2010 in
Gadgets
Average Rating: / 5 ( Reviews)
- Super Loud Supporter’s Megaphone.
- 2 Super Modes: “Ole, Ole, Ole” Anthem and Amplified Voice.
- Loud 5w output. Easy to use. Volume control. On/Off. Picture boxed.
- Requires 4 x C batteries (not included). Measures approx 23cm x 20cm.
- A great novelty and practical gift for all patriots!
St George / England Supporter’s Extra Loud Megaphone
Buy Now for £10.49
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Posted by Notcot on May 30, 2010 in
Gadgets
Average Rating: 1.0 / 5 (2 Reviews)
Product Description
Saw off more than you can chew! This heavy duty pizza cutter with three pad prints will make light work of the thickest of pizza bases!A fun, novelty but useful kitchen gadget!
- Saw off more than you can chew!
- This heavy duty pizza cutter with 3 pad prints will make light work of the thickest of pizza bases!
- A fun, novelty but useful kitchen gadget!
Paladone Chainsaw Pizza Cutter
Buy Now for £2.95
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Posted by Notcot on May 19, 2010 in
Home Cinema & Video
Average Rating: 5.0 / 5 (1 Reviews)
Product Description
We all know that having a sit down can be a time consuming and boring process. Some people read, others sing. Why not play Sudoku with your loo paper? Contemplate not constipate! Sudoku is dangerously addictive, and if you get frustrated with it and can’t complete it, just use it as toilet paper and flush it away.
Sudoku is easy to play, just complete the grid so each row, each column and each 3 by 3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9.
Great toilet fun and a perfect present for the true sudoku fan!
Novelty Sudoku Puzzle Quiz Game Loo Roll Toilet Paper!
Buy Now for £1.99
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