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Chocolate Willy Spread

Posted by Notcot on Jun 2, 2012 in Gadgets
Chocolate Willy Spread

Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread makes for a passionate picnic anytime, anyplace! Amazing for making oral sex all the tastier, the Chocolate Willy Spread is the most polite and traditional way to spread your meat! How many times have you been told off for sticking a buttery knife into a sauce pot? Too many? Us too. With the Chocolate Willy Spread, you won’t ever have to butter up (or chocolate up!) your man again – he’ll be so deliciously satisfied with your yummy surprise that you’ll be treated like a Queen forever! The most charmingly personal touch to the Chocolate Willy Spread is that it comes with its own miniature silver-plated spreading knife, with a rather decadent looking handle! Why not use your Chocolate Willy Spread simply as a starter and move on to making Chocolate Willy cuisine by adding nuts or sugary sprinkles! The Chocolate Willy Spread is so tongue-in-cheek yet so traditional – you won’t know whether to use a napkin or just get stuck in! Bon Appetit! About the Chocolate Willy Spread The Chocolate Willy Spread set includes a lovely little pot of 40g of Chocolate Willy Spread, a fancy silver-plated miniature spreading knife and a load of lusty examples on how to spread your willy on the back of the pack! The Chocolate Willy Spread can be microwaved so that it creates a lovely warm chocolatey milky taste in your mouth! The Chocolate Willy Spread comes in a reusable little pot that can be taken anywhere – as long as it’s legal! The Chocolate Willy Spread’s pot measures approximately 6.5 cm x 1.5 The Chocolate Willy Spread’s miniature spreading knife measures approximately 12.5 cm x 0.5 cm The Chocolate Willy Spread is suitable for food-related foreplay! Food items are non-returnable. This does not affect your statutory rights. Ah, there’s nothing like a traditional old English picnic. Picture this – you’re lying in the long dry sun-drenched grass, the air dotted with the faint hum of summer birds and the hazy sun streaming down from the sweet summer sky… You reach over to your wicker picnic basket and what do you find inside? A pot of jam? A few scones? Perhaps a dash of Pink Lemonade? A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Hold on a minute! A Chocolate Willy Spread?! Surely no one in their right mind would create a miniature little pot of Chocolate Willy Spread and a traditionally ornate little spreading knife to complete the ensemble?! Well, get ready to embrace the erotic trend for seriously tasty foreplay food because the Chocolate Willy Spread is here to stay! Non-threatening and quite possibly the cutest novelty piece of foreplay fun on the market, the Chocolate Willy Spread is designed to make a desirable dish out of your man’s bit! The calorie counter will be out the window with the Chocolate Willy Spread as we’re sure you’ll be working it off when you progress onto dessert! Become a prim and proper madam by insisting the Chocolate Willy Spread is served correctly with its cute little counterpart – the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife! You’ll feel like one of the fabulously glamorous Desperate Housewives and he’ll feel like a King as you spread his thing! Bringing a whole new dimension to breakfast in bed, the crazily tempting Chocolate Willy Spread will satisfy your need for chocolate and his need to be fulfilled! What’s more, the Chocolate Willy Spread isn’t body-parts-specific so why not share half and half and play fair by both getting a part of the appetizing action! We’re sure you won’t be as silly to leave your Chocolate Willy Spread hanging around in the kitchen for innocent onlookers to find, but do take care with the Chocolate Willy Spread miniature spreading knife – it’s unsuspicious appearance may find it being used by lazy kids who can’t be bothered doing the washing up! So if you want a more flavourful experience from erotic foreplay and tire of the same old fruity condoms, purchase the Chocolate Willy Spread for seductive snacking! What’s in the Chocolate Willy Spread Packet? 40 g x Chocolate Willy Spread 1 x Chocolate Willy Spread Silver-Plated Miniature Spreading Knife Blown away by our brilliantly sexy Chocolate Willy Spread? You’d be mad not to check out our naughty Chocolate Nipple Spread by clicking over to Related Products! Why You Should Buy From Us! Low-price guarantee Loyalty points discount off future orders Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions Excellent customer service Next day delivery available Chocolate Willy Spread

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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Posted by Notcot on Apr 25, 2010 in Cult Film

Average Rating: 4.5 / 5 (43 Reviews)

Amazon.co.uk Review
Having proven itself as a favourite film of children around the world, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is every bit as entertaining now as it was when originally released in 1971. There’s a timeless appeal to Roald Dahl’s classic children’s novel, which was playfully preserved in this charming musical, from the colourful carnival-like splendour of its production design to the infectious melody of the “Oompah-Loompah” songs that punctuate the story. Who can forget those diminutive Oompah-loompah workers who recite rhyming parental warnings (“Oompah-loompah, doopity do…”) whenever some mischievous child has disobeyed Willy Wonka’s orders to remain orderly?

Oh, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves … it’s really the story of the impoverished Charlie Bucket, who, along with four other kids and their parental guests, wins a coveted golden ticket to enter the fantastic realm of Wonka’s mysterious confectionery. After the other kids have proven themselves to be irresponsible brats, it’s Charlie who impresses Wonka and wins a reward beyond his wildest dreams. But before that, the tour of Wonka’s factory provides a dazzling parade of delights, and with Gene Wilder giving a brilliant performance as the eccentric candyman, Wonka gains an edge of menace and madness that nicely counterbalances the movie’s sentimental sweetness. It’s that willingness to risk a darker tone–to show that even a wonderland like Wonka’s can be a weird and dangerous place if you’re a bad kid–that makes this an enduring family classic. –Jeff Shannon Amazon.co.uk Review
Starring Gene Wilder in the title role, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory may not be the most faithful Roald Dahl adaptation to hit the big screen, but there’s a strong argument that it’s the best. Even Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, with their 2005 release Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldn’t come close to this 1971 musical version.

Even nearly four decades later, it’s a surprisingly dark yet ultimately utterly joyful film, as Charlie Bucket finds his golden ticket and gets to join four gruesome children on a tour of the factory of the film’s title. What’s more, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is packed with toe-tapping, memorable musical numbers, a terrific cast of young performers, and a memorable lead performance from Wilder. His Willy Wonka is a complex creation, veering unpredictably between likeable and quite sinister. And it’s a performance that sticks in the mind long, long after the credits have rolled.

The Blu-ray release sadly doesn’t present the copious extra material in high definition, but the main feature has benefited from a solid improvement. It’s a bright, colourful and imaginative film for long periods, and the transfer work is up to the job. There are moments where the material shows its age a little, but this is a good upgrade from the DVD edition, and the picture and audio both show genuine improvements. It’s also the finest way to own what’s undoubtedly the best version of the book to make it to the big screen to date. As fine an actor as Johnny Depp is, his Willy Wonka simply doesn’t hold a candle to Mr Wilder’s…. –Jon Foster

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Posted by Notcot on Apr 7, 2010 in Cult Film

Average Rating: 4.5 / 5 (41 Reviews)

Amazon.co.uk Review
Having proven itself as a favourite film of children around the world, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is every bit as entertaining now as it was when originally released in 1971. There’s a timeless appeal to Roald Dahl’s classic children’s novel, which was playfully preserved in this charming musical, from the colourful carnival-like splendour of its production design to the infectious melody of the “Oompah-Loompah” songs that punctuate the story. Who can forget those diminutive Oompah-loompah workers who recite rhyming parental warnings (“Oompah-loompah, doopity do…”) whenever some mischievous child has disobeyed Willy Wonka’s orders to remain orderly?

Oh, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves … it’s really the story of the impoverished Charlie Bucket, who, along with four other kids and their parental guests, wins a coveted golden ticket to enter the fantastic realm of Wonka’s mysterious confectionery. After the other kids have proven themselves to be irresponsible brats, it’s Charlie who impresses Wonka and wins a reward beyond his wildest dreams. But before that, the tour of Wonka’s factory provides a dazzling parade of delights, and with Gene Wilder giving a brilliant performance as the eccentric candyman, Wonka gains an edge of menace and madness that nicely counterbalances the movie’s sentimental sweetness. It’s that willingness to risk a darker tone–to show that even a wonderland like Wonka’s can be a weird and dangerous place if you’re a bad kid–that makes this an enduring family classic. –Jeff Shannon Amazon.co.uk Review
Starring Gene Wilder in the title role, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory may not be the most faithful Roald Dahl adaptation to hit the big screen, but there’s a strong argument that it’s the best. Even Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, with their 2005 release Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, couldn’t come close to this 1971 musical version.

Even nearly four decades later, it’s a surprisingly dark yet ultimately utterly joyful film, as Charlie Bucket finds his golden ticket and gets to join four gruesome children on a tour of the factory of the film’s title. What’s more, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is packed with toe-tapping, memorable musical numbers, a terrific cast of young performers, and a memorable lead performance from Wilder. His Willy Wonka is a complex creation, veering unpredictably between likeable and quite sinister. And it’s a performance that sticks in the mind long, long after the credits have rolled.

The Blu-ray release sadly doesn’t present the copious extra material in high definition, but the main feature has benefited from a solid improvement. It’s a bright, colourful and imaginative film for long periods, and the transfer work is up to the job. There are moments where the material shows its age a little, but this is a good upgrade from the DVD edition, and the picture and audio both show genuine improvements. It’s also the finest way to own what’s undoubtedly the best version of the book to make it to the big screen to date. As fine an actor as Johnny Depp is, his Willy Wonka simply doesn’t hold a candle to Mr Wilder’s…. –Jon Foster

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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